CHARITY DATES

[charitablecause]

To bid on the charity auction participant's time for a "date," reply to a character's Auction Comment below. Please put "BID" in the subject line of your comment to a given Charity Date listing.

You can thread off another character's bid here if you want!

To place a higher bid on a charity date, simply respond to that Auction Comment again with a new "BID" subject line comment.

Ultimate winners will be determined by the players whose characters are participating in the date auction. This may be the final commenter, this may be an RNG win, it may be rule of funny, it may be pre-determined — all criteria are accepted.

Bidding closed 09/05/2025 at 12:00 MIDNIGHT PST
Remember to RNG or otherwise select your character's winning bidder(s)!

All Date Auctions, in Alphabetical Order

Aimoto Rinku
Amy Rose
Annie Leonhart
Bobby
Boothill
Chipp
Edmond
Eren Jaeger
Eva Ushiromiya
Ezra Kim
Hijikata Toshirou
Inaba
Jean Kirstein
Julie Joyful
Julie-Su
Jyoti Victoria Melanthios
Kagami
Korollan (Koro)
Levi
Loupgarou (Louis)
Merlin
Mike Lorlief
Mira
Mira Chambers
Mystery
Narinder
Rider
Rui Kamishiro
Rumi
Sonia Nevermind
Stelle
Usagi Tsukino
Yogi
Yoshida Zurako
Zoey

Comments

Hijikata Toshirou

[charitablecause]

Hijikata Toshriou

❝  My secret identity is Prince Mayo from the planet of Mayonnaise, mayo.
My kink is covering my partner and myself in mayonnaise, mayo.
My favourite food is mayo on shit, mayo.
I'm desperate to make friends with similar hobbies to me, mayo.
Please bid for me and step on me, mayo.
I'll lick your shoes, mayo.
I love being stabbed too, mayo.
Make me suffer, mayo.  ❞

Open to Bidders of All Ages
ᖗƸ̵̡◞౪◟Ʒᖘ

BID

[twofacedlight]

[ could do without the mayo but you had her on "step on me"

(i, nilla, am so sorry hijikata) ]

BID

[livesoutofspite]

Mike also takes a picture of the write up. It's too funny.

BID (eventually)

[wingbound]

[ His eyes remain trained onstage with his usual disinterested expression, but leans a bit sideways in his seat and puts a hand over his mouth, as if about to share a secret with whoever happens to be sitting next to him-- ]

Oi. Should we bid on him just to ruin his day?

[ Because for some reason, there's a whole gaggle of people apparently willing to take this guy on an actual date. Can't have that. ]

BID

[notgrande]

[ What did they do to your profile, man. He'll go for it. ]

BID

[wingbound]

[ he's driving this shit wayyy up. either he gets mayorin scrubbing his floors or somebody else will be grossly overpaying for their date ]

BID

[livesoutofspite]

[A come from the back sudden bid. He will save you, you mayo loving freak!]

BID

[wingbound]

[ upping again with the nonchalance of a man who has done nothing illegal ever in his life ]

BID

[livesoutofspite]

[Mike's bid appears without him ever touching the pen or paper. Magic, baby~]

Reaction

[corpsewarblade]

[Bidding on him would be weird so she's not- but she is just staring at this post in bewilderment. Yes her brother was a mayo freak, yes he was involved in some weird harem shenanigans and probably liked wearing maid dresses in his spare time... but this was a bit weird even for him!]

...Did my brother really write something like this...?

[She's talking to herself, but loud enough for people nearby to hear.]

BID

[wingbound]

[ he's got all evening it's fine ]

BID

[livesoutofspite]

[He probably doesn't have the money to outbid the determined guy but he has to try and save Hijitaka from his yandere stalker guy.]

BID

[wingbound]

[ the bad news is that the yandere stalker guy is indeed probably the worst option... ]

[ the good news is that it's not him bidding, but the determined guy ]

[ if he can really be called determined with that face. ]

BID

[infernaltouch]

[Koro just really wants to save Hijikata from all of this. He's not confident he'll win, but eh.]

BID

[fauxbot]

[His signature also comes with a little doodled cooking pot, complete with a ladle and a little swirl to show it's being stirred.

He's stirring the pot.]

BID

[wingbound]

[ keep 'em coming ]

BID

[lyingheart]

Wow look at people go at this, she's just bidding because sorry buddy you're the singular most obvious trolling submission, but you can handle it. Right?

BID

[wingbound]

[ of course he can. :) ]

BID

[fauxbot]

[Pot, stirring, etc.]

BID

[wingbound]

[ understandable ]

BID

[pyramidsmash]

Bidding just to bully him.

BID

[wingbound]

[ Oh? You plan to leave him out for public mockery again, mayhaps? ]

BID

[pyramidsmash]

[Does he really need to when he's already being publicly humiliated?

Maybe he'd be nice to him this time.]

BID

[wingbound]

[ one way to find out. ]

BID

[pyramidsmash]

[Might as well continue bidding for a while.]