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Bidding closed 09/05/2025 at 12:00 MIDNIGHT PST
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All Date Auctions, in Alphabetical Order

Aimoto Rinku
Amy Rose
Annie Leonhart
Bobby
Boothill
Chipp
Edmond
Eren Jaeger
Eva Ushiromiya
Ezra Kim
Hijikata Toshirou
Inaba
Jean Kirstein
Julie Joyful
Julie-Su
Jyoti Victoria Melanthios
Kagami
Korollan (Koro)
Levi
Loupgarou (Louis)
Merlin
Mike Lorlief
Mira
Mira Chambers
Mystery
Narinder
Rider
Rui Kamishiro
Rumi
Sonia Nevermind
Stelle
Usagi Tsukino
Yogi
Yoshida Zurako
Zoey

Comments

[impinge]

{ it doesn't look like he's acting, but since mike seems to be convinced he's a yandere at this point it probably doesn't need to.

and to be fair, not everything he's saying is a lie. like: }

Yeah, Levi-san recognised why I'm this determined. We've known each other most of our lives, so knowing that you can back off now right?

[livesoutofspite]

[Mike isn't exactly sure what to believe but he can tell this guy means business. And does what ill for his friend. Which, he feels isn't fair.]

I can consider it. But I just want to know one more thing.

[There is a dramatic pause here as Mike stares Sougo in the eye.]

Do you know why an octopus has eight tentacles instead of six?

[impinge]

{ whatever ill he has, hijikata has had many years of experience with already. he's just making things ~normal~ again. this is just another tuesday for the vice-captain okay.

he isn't actually lying about having known him for years. that's something.

but why is he trying to make a joke now. y'know what. sure. whatever dark expression had been there before disappears and instead he looks innocent and clueless--

but then just filth comes out of his mouth, sorry mike. }

Tentacle porn would be less interesting if they didn't have eight, right? Is that why you're asking? That's what you're into?

[livesoutofspite]

[The innocent face from the one he just say is intriguing. He has to admit, that is quite a masking. If it is the mask. He isn't so sure.]

I mean, you aren't wrong but that's not the answer. Good guess though. And I got a thing for tentacles. Though I'm usually the one using them~

But no. It's because even God thinks a Sextapus sounds ridiculous.

[impinge]

{ honestly it's better this face than the twisted one from earlier, right?

but let it be known he is a fucking brat when he wants to be. mike's punchline is met with nothing. nada. it looks like it hasn't even registered honestly (it is not peak gintama comedy sorry mike). }

It sounds more like an STD.

[livesoutofspite]

It really does, huh? Sorry, you got Sextapus. You'll need antibiotics and to contact your recent partners.

Symptoms include sprouting tentacles and suckers and spraying ink. Sucks to be you.

[impinge]

That sounds like you have past experience.

{ honestly his voice hasn't changed throughout this entire exchange. still deadpan, still going along with this??? apparently. }

You may want to start vetting who you sleep with if this keeps happening.

[livesoutofspite]

Kinda but the only STD like thing I ever spread was people I fucked awakened as mages. Like every time.

[Mike shrugs.]

That was back when I was in a sex cult. It was a time.

damn mike...

[impinge]

Eh? Really? So people could just use magic after?

{ you know what, that is impressive. he's actually not going to question that, mostly because of the last part. apparently they're just now going to stand here in the hall chatting about this like it's the weather. nbd. }

Did you know it was a cult when you signed up?

[livesoutofspite]

Yeah, pretty much.

[This has truly turned into an interesting conversation and Mike is enjoying it. Maybe the yandere psycho isn't so bad. Maybe he might even be a new friend, who knows.]

So the cult kinda formed around me and I didn't notice until like...it was a whole thing. I was on some hardcore stuff around that time in my life.

[impinge]

{ in all fairness, he is not always like this. it is not a 24/7 thing. but honestly he signed him up to suffer, he doesn't want some schmuck ruining that. hijikata will have enough breaks afterwards!!! in fact, he's had a whole 2 years being away from this. he's probably sloppier now. }

I guess you had to pay them somehow. { that isn't the point to take out of this???? } But anyway, you have to be careful with drugs, they can cause certain areas to shrink.

[livesoutofspite]

[Perhaps Mike will discover the full breadth of his personality if they hang out more.]

I was careful and no shrinkage issues here. Fried my attention span good but that's about it. I got lucky.

[impinge]

{ perhaps mike will... and perhaps mike will regret it. only time will tell- }

That is better than what it could have been. What substance was it anyway?

CW: Discussion of drugs

[livesoutofspite]

[Or perhaps they both will regret it. Or just Sougo. Only time will tell if there is any regret at all.]

Oh definitely. Coke. It was the 90s. Some pot too on the side. Oh! And powdered mana. And occasionally, as a treat, vamp blood.

ah right ty dskgjn i did not think😔

[impinge]

{ at least there is no regret right now, mike is sufficiently distracted enough to stop bidding. }

That's tamer than you made it sound.

{ when you deal in anime bs anything is possible tbh. }

Why was the vamp blood a treat though? More expensive?

Re: ah right ty dskgjn i did not think😔

[livesoutofspite]

[Mike chuckles.] Not a lot of people have said that to my list of sins.

[Clearly this yandere psycho has seen some extreme stuff.]

Vampire blood requires you getting it from a vampire. Somehow. So yeah. Expensive and dangerous to get. And super addictive. You drink it and you can get addicted to it and the vamp if you drink from the tap, so to speak.

[impinge]

{ he is the extreme stuff 😔 }

That makes sense. I guess not many of them would go willing either. Not unless you had something to offer in return. If you're high on drugs does that make your blood more or less enticing for them anyway? Would they get high on it at the same time?

{ how did the conversation go this way... }

You're here now, so clearly you didn't screw it up that badly.

[livesoutofspite]

[Does that mean if someone snorts something off his chest, it gets stronger?]

It does, actually. Same thing happens with you're drunk and a vampire drinks from you. Probably how it works for the vampires here too, thinking about it.

Huh.

[He'll save that thought for later.]

I got a decent head on my shoulders when I'm not blitzed out of my mind. And I survived the cult so yeah.

[impinge]

{ if only it did... hijikata can probably vouch that thanks to him he is very much the definition of 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger' 😔 }

Not all vampires have the same lore though. But either way, that makes sense for an old man.

{ ?? that's just rude tbh. }

[livesoutofspite]

[The vampire lore thing he is about to stay some but the throughlines are similar when the word old comes out. Hey! That is rude.]

This old man is experienced and could kick your ass, kiddo.

[impinge]

What if you weren't allowed to use your magic tricks?

{ honestly it would require okita getting competitive and taking it seriously, but he if he actually gave it his all, he's actually the strongest in the shinsengumi back home. for a regular human he's a monster. }

They seem like an unfair advantage.

[livesoutofspite]

Isn't that like saying natural talent is unfair? Because I didn't choose to know magic. It just happened.

I mean, you've got magic now too with the seasonal magics and all that.

[impinge]

I guess we can try it sometime. Let me level up a bit first otherwise it won't be that interesting for you.

{ which may not be for the best, as soon as he learns how to use spring powers to suffocate people all bets are off... }

[livesoutofspite]

Sounds fair enough to me. You're on when you've leveled up.

[impinge]

I'll let you know when.

{ which depending on how things go may be sooner rather than later, it really depends. }