CHARITY DATES

[charitablecause]

To bid on the charity auction participant's time for a "date," reply to a character's Auction Comment below. Please put "BID" in the subject line of your comment to a given Charity Date listing.

You can thread off another character's bid here if you want!

To place a higher bid on a charity date, simply respond to that Auction Comment again with a new "BID" subject line comment.

Ultimate winners will be determined by the players whose characters are participating in the date auction. This may be the final commenter, this may be an RNG win, it may be rule of funny, it may be pre-determined — all criteria are accepted.

Bidding closed 09/05/2025 at 12:00 MIDNIGHT PST
Remember to RNG or otherwise select your character's winning bidder(s)!

All Date Auctions, in Alphabetical Order

Aimoto Rinku
Amy Rose
Annie Leonhart
Bobby
Boothill
Chipp
Edmond
Eren Jaeger
Eva Ushiromiya
Ezra Kim
Hijikata Toshirou
Inaba
Jean Kirstein
Julie Joyful
Julie-Su
Jyoti Victoria Melanthios
Kagami
Korollan (Koro)
Levi
Loupgarou (Louis)
Merlin
Mike Lorlief
Mira
Mira Chambers
Mystery
Narinder
Rider
Rui Kamishiro
Rumi
Sonia Nevermind
Stelle
Usagi Tsukino
Yogi
Yoshida Zurako
Zoey

Comments

Levi

[charitablecause]

Levi

❝  Don't look too much into it. I'm married. But if you like going tea-testing, enjoy peaches, the company of cats or are interested in cleaning tips, we can still have a good day. I'm fine with you picking, too. If I don't like it, you'll know.  ❞

Open to Bidders of All Ages
└[¬ᴥ¬]┘

BID

[calmandsteady]

Stolen funds donated to charity makes him a decent guy right?

[wingbound]

Yes. Yes it does.

BID

[assent]

{ surprisingly she is here for the cleaning tips and tea-tasting.

also cats. }

BID

[mysophobic]

[ Cleaning and tea-tasting?? Sign him up. ]

[wingbound]

[ Congratulations! You have won a cleaning and tea-tasting date! ]

BID

[lyingheart]

It's a choice not to leave any of her people from their world (that she knows) hanging, even if she's you know. The reason why most any of them are involved. Collateral damage.

BID

[scoutingangel]

He's so worth every single Moon Coin ever!

BID

[pyramidsmash]

The Troll Bid.

BID

[calmandsteady]

Higher and higher.

BID

[scoutingangel]

[she heard one, or two or maybe even three girls singing UP, UP, UP about some others, sounds like the perfect idea!]

BID

[calmandsteady]

BID

[scoutingangel]

[More? MORE!!]

BID - snuck in sometime in the midst of it all

[finalpitch]

( this is just a bid that's listed as "Death Date" at some point in the evening, Zeke not bothering to leave his actual name. more just a nod to annoying the shit out of the gremlin who keeps murdering him. he's utterly unremarkable in a crowd, really, and the bidding continues on so quickly, who would even notice? )

[wingbound]

[ oi oi oi OI the fuck is this. can he not get a date without paying someone for it? is that it? is that why he's here, or is it just to piss Levi off? ]

[ change of plans. not everyone bidding is getting his time. ]

[ or maybe he should take another half hour from his schedule to send this stinking furball back to the flower yard again. he clearly hasn't learned anything ]

[finalpitch]

( we all have to derive our joys from somewhere, Levi.

and death? if you're already resigned to it, it doesn't mean much of anything at all. )

[wingbound]

[ he should derive his joy from the fact that he's not fucking dead at the moment and take a chance to be a decent fucking person ]

[ of course. of course he's embraced death. how about he breaks every bone in your body without killing you. that's ought to be a deterrent right ]

[finalpitch]

( this is a lot of time and energy you're still spending on him, levi, have you considered: therapy

since the multitudinous murdering has not solved this )

[wingbound]

[ hey give it time ]

[ also have you considered: shut the fuck up ]

BID

[calmandsteady]

[HIGHER HIGHER.]

BID

[scoutingangel]

ONCE(?) MORE!