CHARITY DATES

[charitablecause]

To bid on the charity auction participant's time for a "date," reply to a character's Auction Comment below. Please put "BID" in the subject line of your comment to a given Charity Date listing.

You can thread off another character's bid here if you want!

To place a higher bid on a charity date, simply respond to that Auction Comment again with a new "BID" subject line comment.

Ultimate winners will be determined by the players whose characters are participating in the date auction. This may be the final commenter, this may be an RNG win, it may be rule of funny, it may be pre-determined — all criteria are accepted.

Bidding closed 09/05/2025 at 12:00 MIDNIGHT PST
Remember to RNG or otherwise select your character's winning bidder(s)!

All Date Auctions, in Alphabetical Order

Aimoto Rinku
Amy Rose
Annie Leonhart
Bobby
Boothill
Chipp
Edmond
Eren Jaeger
Eva Ushiromiya
Ezra Kim
Hijikata Toshirou
Inaba
Jean Kirstein
Julie Joyful
Julie-Su
Jyoti Victoria Melanthios
Kagami
Korollan (Koro)
Levi
Loupgarou (Louis)
Merlin
Mike Lorlief
Mira
Mira Chambers
Mystery
Narinder
Rider
Rui Kamishiro
Rumi
Sonia Nevermind
Stelle
Usagi Tsukino
Yogi
Yoshida Zurako
Zoey

Comments

[impinge]

{ he can twitch his fingers, but if he attempts to call for someone that knife may go a bit deeper than it should for a charity date night. }

Anything with Hijikata-san is death to me.

{ where did the life part go???????? }

[livesoutofspite]

Sounds like you two have history. I didn't catch your name, kind sir.

[Mike's fingers stop twitching. The spell is cast. Hope you didn't love that knife because now it's a spring loaded prop knife. The blade just sinks into the handle harmlessly when pushed.

Don't you love magic?]

[impinge]

{ joke's on mike, he probably doesn't need the knife to make him suffer. he can make it a long game if he wants. }

Okita Sougo. { but there's no explanation on the history. } And you owe me a knife.

[livesoutofspite]

I'll bid on one for you. Saw one in another part of the auction area.

[He snaps his fingers. He bids in two places at once without moving.]

There we go. So. Got any other tricks up your sleeve?

[impinge]

{ his eyes drop to mike's hands when he snaps his fingers, before they sweep across the room.

he may need to break his fingers in future. noted.

but for now, sure he'll play innocent here. he'll even sigh. }

I'm not the one performing magic tricks.

[livesoutofspite]

[Good luck.]

I mean we can all do magic here. I can just do it back home. So. what's the story about the bidding stuff? Why do you want me to stop, exactly?

[impinge]

{ he's a bad loser, so he's gonna need it. }

I wrote the ad for it.

{ mike that should tell you everything you need to know, surely. }

[livesoutofspite]

Oooooooh. Okay. So you want a winner who will give him a bad time. Right? Am I picking up what you're putting down?

[impinge]

So you do get it. { does he though } So you can stop bidding now.

{ we're going back to square 1 }

[livesoutofspite]

There is a bit of a problem with that. See, Hijitaka is the dad of my son's boyfriend. Which means, letting my possibly future in-law end up with a super bad date, would mean I suck.

And I don't like to suck in the bad way.

Anyway we could talk about me winning AND making the date bad in some way that you'll let me treat him right in another way?

[impinge]

I don't like sharing.

{ this can be taken in so many ways, but firstly... he hasn't even bid once on hijikata so how truthful does this even sound... yet somehow despite his voice seeming fairly flat since after that initial threat, it seems to be taking a slightly darker tone again now. }

[livesoutofspite]

...Are you a yandere?

[impinge]

{ it isn't 100% accurate but you know what, if this will help his cause sure. he's a yandere now. aren't you happy, hijikata- }

Yeah. What of it?

[livesoutofspite]

I mean...if you are...why haven't you put a ring on him yet?

[impinge]

Are you going to make me ruin my surprise for him?

[livesoutofspite]

If it is your surprise, why is someone else bidding?

[impinge]

He's helping me out. I just got here so I don't have the money.

[livesoutofspite]

Lucky you found such a loaded fast friend to help you out. Maybe it's destiny.

[impinge]

{ it doesn't look like he's acting, but since mike seems to be convinced he's a yandere at this point it probably doesn't need to.

and to be fair, not everything he's saying is a lie. like: }

Yeah, Levi-san recognised why I'm this determined. We've known each other most of our lives, so knowing that you can back off now right?

[livesoutofspite]

[Mike isn't exactly sure what to believe but he can tell this guy means business. And does what ill for his friend. Which, he feels isn't fair.]

I can consider it. But I just want to know one more thing.

[There is a dramatic pause here as Mike stares Sougo in the eye.]

Do you know why an octopus has eight tentacles instead of six?

[impinge]

{ whatever ill he has, hijikata has had many years of experience with already. he's just making things ~normal~ again. this is just another tuesday for the vice-captain okay.

he isn't actually lying about having known him for years. that's something.

but why is he trying to make a joke now. y'know what. sure. whatever dark expression had been there before disappears and instead he looks innocent and clueless--

but then just filth comes out of his mouth, sorry mike. }

Tentacle porn would be less interesting if they didn't have eight, right? Is that why you're asking? That's what you're into?

[livesoutofspite]

[The innocent face from the one he just say is intriguing. He has to admit, that is quite a masking. If it is the mask. He isn't so sure.]

I mean, you aren't wrong but that's not the answer. Good guess though. And I got a thing for tentacles. Though I'm usually the one using them~

But no. It's because even God thinks a Sextapus sounds ridiculous.

[impinge]

{ honestly it's better this face than the twisted one from earlier, right?

but let it be known he is a fucking brat when he wants to be. mike's punchline is met with nothing. nada. it looks like it hasn't even registered honestly (it is not peak gintama comedy sorry mike). }

It sounds more like an STD.

[livesoutofspite]

It really does, huh? Sorry, you got Sextapus. You'll need antibiotics and to contact your recent partners.

Symptoms include sprouting tentacles and suckers and spraying ink. Sucks to be you.

[impinge]

That sounds like you have past experience.

{ honestly his voice hasn't changed throughout this entire exchange. still deadpan, still going along with this??? apparently. }

You may want to start vetting who you sleep with if this keeps happening.