SILENT AUCTION ITEMS

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To place a bid, simply reply to the comment for the item or experience you wish to bid on. Please put "BID" in the subject line of your comment to a given CSilent Auction listing.

You can thread off another character's bid here if you want!

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All bids will be wrapped a week after event end, on September 6th, when RNG will be run for who "wins" a given bid should more characters bid than items are available. All RNG winns will be notified by a comment to their winning bid(s) from this account.

At any point in time, items offered by PCs can have the player of that PC decide to give discounts or additional items to the characters who don't win an RNG. (Player discretion will determine this!)

Bidding closed 09/05/2025 at 12:00 MIDNIGHT PST

All Winners announced! Any player who ran their own RNG can decide if their auction has consolation prizes, all auctions RNG'd by event runner have Consolation prizes listed for losing bids.

Silent Auction Items by Category

Adventuring Gear

Item Bundle: Air Pills, Dirt Soap, SUNscreen, Water Lotion
Item Bundle: Bottomless Glass & Infinite Cookie Jar
Mermaid Necklace
Luxury Tent x3
Seashell Necklace
Special Bundle: All Four Dragon Rings

Artwork

Art Decor: Cool Statues x10
Art Decor: "Internal"
Paintings: Cat Crafted Paintings x4
Paintings: "Deep Ocean" Series x3
Painting: "Dreams of the Past"
Painting: "My Little Sister Drank the Last Juicebox"
Paintings: Seasons "Winter" and "Spring"
Paintings: Seasons "Spring" and "Summer"
Paintings: Seasons "Summer" and "Autumn"
Paintings: Seasons "Autumn" and "Winter"
Painting: "Sky Bouquet"

Educational

Combat Training Sessions
Guitar Lessons
Knife Fighting Lesson x2
Private Martial Arts Lesson
Shibari Lessons & Private Photoshoot x3 (ADULT ONLY)
Technology Lessons (8 Accumulative Hours) x3
Winter Powers Training x3

Experiences

Aquarium Date Night x3
Bounce House Empire Passes x2
Drinks On Me! (ADULT ONLY)
Maple Treeline Zipline Course (Date) x3
Monster Dinner x3
Pirate's Booty Escape Room & Dinner x3
Private Party at the Dealer's Den x3 (ADULT ONLY)
True Psychic Experience
Vial of Hallucinogenic Magic (ADULT ONLY)

Items

Animal Amulet x3
Enchanted lower Arrangements x5
Fresh Herbs x5
Music Box x10
Music Playing Coffee Maker
Personalized Ice Cream Flavor Machine
Pop-Up Fairytale Books x3
Potion Gift Basket
Safety Pin x10
Self-Entertaining Cat Toys
Signed Edition of Riki's Newest Single "Butterfly" x5
Special Flavor Coffee Beans x10
Vibes & Guides Gift Certificate (ADULT ONLY)
Water Gunbrella

Services

24 Hour Victoria Housekeeping Experience
A Good Night's Sleep
Chewing Out/Intimidation Voucher
Custom Clothing Set x2
One Free Wish

Weaponry

Artisan-Crafted Blade x42
Elemental Swords x4
Hira Shuriken
Storm Dagger Sets x3

Comments

BID

[noodleboi]

[Le'go get some rings!]

paging mr mk,

[fauxbot]

[He's the one who seems like he wants it the most, so... at some point, Chipp's wandering up to find him in amongst all the bidders.]

... Hey, Kid.
I see how hard you fightin' for them rings. Wanna cut a deal?

Re: paging mr mk,

[noodleboi]

[MK smiles at the weird TV helmet with those sharp teeth. He crosses his arms.]

Hey yourself. Okay. I'm listening. What's your offer?

[fauxbot]

Nothin' big. You promise me the yellow ring when you win, and I drop out.
Letcha win, y'know? Give it to you in return for that one ring.

[Because somehow he's not scary enough, apparently.
But the fact that he can just saunter up to MK with all these teeth and not get a fear response is proof enough of that, if you ask him!!]

... Otherwise, I'll keep drivin' up the price. I been sittin' on my funds for months without shit to spend it on - I can afford to keep goin' a long, long time.

[noodleboi]

[MK considers the deal. It is a good one. Though there are some parts that Chipp has neglected to consider. MK also has considerable funds but he knows he can't be forced all in on this or he'll lose one of the ice cream makers. He grins back, the monkey man flashing fangs to fangs.]

You drive a hard bargain. You wanna be more scary, huh? I don't really like scaring people so I guess the yellow one is the least favorite one. Except the color. I like the color.

We timeshare the yellow one. I get it three days out of the month. You get it the rest of the time. You stop bidding.

Deal?

[fauxbot]

... Playin' into a Grim Reaper's instincts to make a deal, makin' a counteroffer like that - it'd be a dangerous game if I ain't got the self control.

You gotta deal; I'll bow out.
But ya better stick to it.

[Said, of course, as he extends his metal claws out for a handshake.]

[noodleboi]

I like dangerous games.

[The monkey man takes the metal claw and shakes it firmly. Very firmly. MK is definitely showing off some strength here in return.]

I'll keep my end of the deal. You can drop the ring off at the Dealer's Den and come back three days later once a month. I'll even give you free drinks and a meal when you pick it up and drop it off.

[fauxbot]

[A pause...

And then, suddenly, that maw "pops" back open into the big, usual eye, blinking with a weird amount of innocence compared to the teeth MK had been face-to-face with just seconds ago.]

Right - you own the Dealer's Den, don'tcha? I been lookin' for a bar owner to talk to 'bout somethin'...
You open to another deal?

[noodleboi]

[Teeth disappear and so does MK's more firm grin. He smiles wide and laughs, very happy and light hearted.]

Sure thing! What's up? I know we already donate the cans to you, I think. Right? That's you?

[fauxbot]

Ouais, sure is! And merci, by the way - I been usin' a lot of'em to do up the buildin' my shop's gonna go in!
Already startin' to gleam in the sun...

[And he's proud of it, apparently.]

Anyway -
I got booze I been wantin' to share with a bar I'm friendly with! Stuff from the land o' the dead -
But I've had a few mortals test it out by now, they don't get no bad side effects from it or nothin'.
Just synesthesia and a buzz!

That interest you?

[noodleboi]

Of course. You're welcome. Pretty sure that's what you said?

I am very interested. Can you bring some by and I can try some? And should it be straight or can they be mixers? Or does it depend on the kind?

[fauxbot]

Yup, you got it right! Which is good, most people don't know that one... somehow.

[He's pretty sure "thank you" is, like, the first thing people learn in French because it's all up in cartoons and everything.]

Ouais, yeah, I can bring some by! 'S just the one; special kinda rum that I have a hand in makin'.
'Cause I'm the only one who can grow the fruit it's made outta, y'know?

Strong stuff, though. You don't need more than a third of a shot for whatever ya put it in.
Fills the whole drink with stars, too.

...

And don't tell no one - but I brought my flask if ya wanna sip right here.

[noodleboi]

Sweet!

[MK is quite pleased with himself knowing he got that one right. Then he nods and smirks.]

Sure. I won't tell. Uh which fruit do you like more, peaches, mangos, or cherries? Because I got some stashed away too if you wanna trade sips. I make some special fruit wines for the bar. Always got those three available.