{ whatever ill he has, hijikata has had many years of experience with already. he's just making things ~normal~ again. this is just another tuesday for the vice-captain okay.

he isn't actually lying about having known him for years. that's something.

but why is he trying to make a joke now. y'know what. sure. whatever dark expression had been there before disappears and instead he looks innocent and clueless--

but then just filth comes out of his mouth, sorry mike. }

Tentacle porn would be less interesting if they didn't have eight, right? Is that why you're asking? That's what you're into?